Why is it that the funniest conversations take place after a funeral? Is it the defence of the living against the fear of death, or is the dead person's blessing who rejoices in seeing those still alive having a good time?
Whatever the case, today C went to a funeral. His cousin and F's godmother called him in the morning. A cousin's mother in law had passed away, and her funeral would take place in the afternoon. C gulped some omelette after work, and off he went.
Funerals are big in this part of the world. They are more than sad occasions and goodbies. They are a time to meet people whom you haven't seen in a while (hopefully!), to exchange news, and talk. So I wasn't surprised when C called me a couple of hours later to tell me that there was a crowd at the funeral, that they had just finished greeting the relatives, and that they would now head for coffee.
It is traditional to drink coffee together after the ceremony. It used to be a bitter greek one, followed by a small glass of brandy. But in the past year we have been asked what kind of coffee we'd like. We had cappuccino. And last summer we even had frappe, which is coffee on the rocks, drunk with a straw, which is rather festive and related to good times. Anyway. C went for the coffee.
It's in the coffee shop that two very funny stories were told. It would be a pitty not to share them with you, so here they are.
#1 C's cousin and F's godmother together with another cousin and best friend, and their respective husbands, return home from bouzoukia (live music) on a Saturday night. These are high maintenance ladies in their 50s, one of them a grand mother, all accomplished housewives, who like the fact that they can party till late and be good in everything they do.
So, they are crossing at the traffic lights, when some youngsters check them out and tell them:
"Grannies, shouldn't you be in bed by now? Don't you have church tomorrow morning?"
#2 C's most dear uncle has a wife who has Alzheimer's. It seems he gets some of it, too, but he is not giving up. One day, he returns home after a morning at the coffee shop, when he gets off the bus at the wrong stop. It's pouring, so he enters the first establishement he sees, and orders a whiskey, intending to stay until the rain stops. The barman brings his drink, but as it is lunch time, and uncle is old fashioned, he wants some food with his drink.
"Why are you bringing this on its own?" he asks. "A good drink needs company". By company, Uncle implies food, but the barman calls the owner of the premises thinking he requires female company. Uncle promised his daughter and son in law to carry with him a card with his home bus stop name from now on.
#Bonus story: The late lady's son is understandably very sad. after the more distant relatives go, he confessed to C: "As if my football team' losing the game weren't enough...".
That is life, my friends!
And with that, and some photos of C's village, I'm saying good night. xxx